Summer Santas Everywhere
Though it is well-documented that Santa only works a single day each year, the debate rages on about what the man in red does with his 364 days of freedom. Are he and the missis just shacking up in the North Pole, staring at stock options? Is he engaged in the world’s longest game of “Words With Friends” with the Easter Bunny? Does he ambitiously hit the gym, head to fat camp or attend portion control meetings? I have a hard time imagining him as a couch potato. He must know all the answers to “Jeopardy” by now. The man is, like, a thousand years old. And falling in line with the other geriatrics by adopting a personal relationship with “The Price Is Right” must just be an exercise in frustration because his elves make everything he owns. What would Santa know of the cost of detergent?
What does a jolly ol’ fellow with a belly full of jelly do with his never-ending retirement?
As it turns out, he does a lot more than you would think. Lately, I have seen Summer Santa everywhere!
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