Editor’s Note: The following Marc Dion column was originally released in August 2015. Because of the results of the election, we are releasing it again.
The middle and working classes in America are falling behind. Well, the middle class is falling behind. The working class tore up the card in the union they once belonged to and left the world.
And we’re mad. We focus our rage on black people who receive welfare. In America, today, we talk about welfare recipients the way Hitler talked about Jews.
We are “cheated” out of victory in war after war because the enemy won’t “fight fair.” We believe we would have won in Vietnam if we’d just have bombed the place a little more.
We long for some mythical America when you could hit your kids as much as you wanted and call black people anything you wanted. Beating your kids makes them strong, like real Americans.
We love the flag and we orchestrate orgiastic flag displays in front of public buildings and at sporting events where many of the players either weren’t born in this country or were born in the huge, festering ghettoes we maintain as NFL nurseries.
We hate college professors. They make the nation weak with whack-job theories about equality. We hate political correctness. “Why do we have to be so afraid of offending people,” we whine in the tone of the deeply offended.
We want a brutally simple “common sense” approach to government. Term limits. Bombs. No having the “gay agenda crammed down our throats,” whatever, shudder, that means.
We want a return to the real American ethos, to the Puritan, to the cowboy, to the Bible and the pistol.
People who dislike anything we do are “crazy” and they practice a “religion of hate.” Kill ‘em and take their oil.
Our culture is vanishing under a wave of gabbling foreigners. They don’t look like us, they don’t smell like us, and they long to breed with our pale daughters. Sadly, some of our pale daughters have proven to be agreeable, as have some of our white-skinned sons.
We gotta do something. We gotta find the right man. The true leader. Someone who will, “cut through the red tape” and end the political correctness. That is the reason you don’t have a job. We need someone who will pry the EBT cards out of thousands of greedy, grasping black hands, which will cause greater respect for the flag and bring prayer back to the schools. We want the Muslims rounded up and put somewhere, anywhere. That’ll give your kid a better shot at running a 24-hour convenience store in a bad neighborhood.
Hey, in America, if you’re smart and you work hard, you get rich, no? Well, you’re not rich and you know you’re not lazy or stupid, so someone, probably a welfare mother or a Muslim cab driver, has stolen your opportunity. Get a gun and take it back!
This road only goes one way. Practice saying, “Heil!”