Adventuring onto a new career path
There comes a time in every woman’s life when she must look at the choices she has made and ask herself whether she is living her best life. After careful consideration and a lot of soul-searching, I’ve decided that I am ready to pursue a different career path. This decision didn’t come easily, and I hope I can rely on all of your support as I venture into my new occupation as ... a filthy rich aristocrat.
Enough of this dillydallying with money and bills. In my new career as the executor to my own immense wealth, I will “work” at trying to find new and creative ways to spend my boatloads of cash. To start, I must buy boats and physically load them with cash. I’m confident it will be smooth sailing from there.
Always an advocate of education, I will focus my new career on putting money toward logical and attainable scientific undertakings, such as mating the Tasmanian devil and a tiger to genetically re-engineer the extinct Tasmanian tiger. I will become the founder and CEO of new charities, such as the Make Purple Finches Purple Foundation. We’ve been mocked long enough by that red bird, and once I get promoted to aristocrat, I’m not going to take it anymore! And is it just me, or does a closetful of sweaters made from dandelion fluff seem like a must-have in every classroom?
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