The cicadas are coming! The cicadas are coming!
Dubbed ominously as Brood II, more than 30 billion cicadas are emerging from a 17-year-long slumber underneath Earth along the East Coast. As we speak these beady-eyed winged menaces are clawing forth from the ground with only one thing on their collective minds: insect sex.
Insect sex is gross and I don’t commonly enjoy discussing it amongst others, but it’s true. Isn’t the circle of life an amazing thing?
From North Carolina to Connecticut these one inch long cicadas, which have red eyes and taste nothing like chicken, have finally come home to roost. And by come home to roost I mean have lots and lots of insect sex — or as I refer to it, insex .
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