That’s pushing the Manila envelope
The other day I stared in shock at my overstuffed post office box, which was abundant with a wonderful bounty of junk mail, hate mail and death threats. Also inside of the postal box was a large manila envelope. Not just any manila envelope either, the kind Amazon might use if they were shipping, say, a rare book about vampires.
Clearly the large manila envelope had no business being in my post office box. Reality as we know it dictates it’s empirically impossible to carefully place a large manila envelope (insulated with bubble wrap) into a post office box the diameter of an aluminum can.
It’s just unfortunate the United States Postal Services and its representatives feel otherwise.
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